Sweetney™

King of the front porch cabana

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:23:56 -0700

He WINS at cabana, people. You can't take that away from him.

Jersey Circus

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 11:34:14 -0700

via jerseycircus.blogspot.com Quotes from Jersey Shore on Family Circus cartoons = GENIUS. (Thanks, Kelly!)

The big kid

Sweetney — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:38:53 -0700

She, now

Sweetney — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 07:51:08 -0700

Gestating

Sweetney — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 05:14:21 -0700

The Artist's Self-Portrait

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 09:29:16 -0700

I don't even know what to say about this.

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 08:30:24 -0700

This, you cannot unsee. I apologize.

My office

Sweetney — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 05:30:00 -0700

Goodbye

Sweetney — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 03:55:42 -0700

Deadly alien spawn

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 07:36:19 -0700

It's a vine I bought years ago, whose name escapes me (anyone?). This year it produced a TON of these awesomely insane flowers, which would clearly eat your face off if you got too close. LOVE IT.

Spark

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 08:37:12 -0700

The ache

Sweetney — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 02:46:12 -0700

At BlogHer: A girl and her beer

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 10:38:40 -0700

My BFF, kdiddy, looking like something out of an Old Master's Painting (with beer!) in the hotel bar at BlogHer, NYC, August 2010.

In a tight dress, I think I might just...

Sweetney — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 11:16:09 -0700

Black and white and sad all over

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 10:17:11 -0700

I now it's a terrible Parental-Unit cliche -- "Look at my kid's awesome drawing!" -- but, uhh... LOOK AT MY KID'S AWESOME DRAWING.

In which I actually ask for actual advice. Actually.

Sweetney — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 03:35:44 -0700

The only pre-BlogHer post you'll get outta me

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 09:45:41 -0700

Last year, with the help of generous sponsors and my dear friend Catherine, I threw the best party I'd ever been to. I don't say that with even a tinge of arrogance (pride, perhaps, but arrogance, no). Those who were there, friends and strangers alike, told me they felt similarly. "It's like the best prom ever -- the prom I wished I'd had -- but with cool people and good music and BOOZE," one person said to me. My sentiments exactly. This year, my partner in MamaPop, Amy, and myself, will be offering up Sparklecorn II Saturday evening, thanks to...

Why I'm a terrible mother

Sweetney — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 09:41:50 -0700

How about a nice big cup of shut the fuck up?

Mon, 02 Aug 2010 11:44:02 -0700

via humour.200ok.com.au Read it, believe it, live it, man. Thanks @RachaelRossman xoxo

Lost kitty

Mon, 02 Aug 2010 06:39:00 -0700

French Quarter, New Orleans, LA, July 2010

Mourning

Sweetney — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 05:04:39 -0700

Fortune

Sweetney — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 04:00:55 -0700

Calling the bluffs, talking so tough

Sweetney — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 08:11:41 -0700

GIVEAWAY: Yummie Tummie Shapewear!

Sweetney — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 06:15:48 -0700

Gratitude

Sweetney — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 04:34:11 -0700

Home is where the meow is

Sweetney — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 06:41:46 -0700

Last night

Sweetney — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 08:27:44 -0700

Double-Duty Product I Love: Kiss My Face Peace Soaps

Sweetney — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 06:46:29 -0700

Reggie Watts = teh LOLZ

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 06:36:22 -0700

Last night my friend Amy (aka Amalah) and I went to see Conan O' Brien in Washington, DC, and the opening act was an amazing comedy performer I'd never heard of before, named Reggie Watts. Me and Mr. Watts:

Too absorbent and porous, I guess

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 10:17:00 -0700

via sirmitchell.tumblr.com

Things People Would Believe 002:

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 10:10:00 -0700

via www.empire-earned.com

"Camelflage" cures cameltoe

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 10:05:45 -0700

via www.camelflage.com "Confidence and protection - whether you're at the gym, at work, or a night out on the town....

Behold, my new desktop image

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 17:44:27 -0700

via i.imgur.com Because, seriously, sometimes you just need to suck it up. And sometimes that time is *ALL THE TIME.*

File under shameless promotion: The Everyman's Kitchen

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 10:22:20 -0700

via www.theeverymanskitchen.com Yes, it's my boyfriend's food blog. But it's good. For reals. Check it. LINK